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Movement education for people who sit all day

Your back hurts because it’s doing someone else’s job.

In every roof truss there’s a king post — the single upright that carries the load so nothing else has to strain. Your body has one too: deep stabiliser muscles whose only job is to hold you up. Years at a desk switch them off, so your big mover muscles — built for motion, not posture — end up doing both jobs. A muscle working double shifts tightens, spasms and complains. Kingpost is a 12-week program that teaches each muscle to do its own job again.

FIG. 1 — LOAD, CARRIED PROPERLY
FIG. 2 — KING POST, SWITCHED ON

01 — WHY THE STRETCHES NEVER STUCK

The stretches weren’t wrong. The muscle doing them was.

You know the routine. Back complains, you look up some stretches, you feel better for a day or two, and by Thursday you’re right back where you started.

Here’s the part nobody explains. When a supporting muscle goes quiet — and sitting on it for ten hours a day will do that — its neighbours cover the shift. Hamstrings. Hip flexors. Lower back. So when you finally do the “right” exercises, the stand-ins do those too, and all that effort just makes the wrong habit stronger.

That’s why this program starts in an odd place: not with exercises, but with teaching you to feel which muscle is actually working. First the feeling, then the movement, then the strength. In that order.

02 — THE BRIDGE TEST

Try it yourself. Sixty seconds, no equipment.

  1. 1.Lie on your back, knees bent, feet flat, arms at your sides.
  2. 2.Push through your heels and lift your hips until you're straight from knees to shoulders.
  3. 3.Hold for 30 seconds and notice where the effort sits.

So — where did you feel it?

One test isn’t a diagnosis — it’s a torch in a dark room. And if anything feels sharp while you try it, stop, and see a professional before starting any program.

03 — THE PROGRAM

Twelve weeks. Three phases. Thirty minutes, three times a week.

Weeks 1–2Wake up.

Breathing, gentle activation, and learning to move one joint at a time — hips turning while the spine stays quiet. Short, focused sessions that build the skill everything else depends on.

Weeks 3–6Get strong.

Strength work on the newly awake muscles, in positions where the right ones have to do the lifting — so the stand-ins can finally clock off.

Weeks 7–12Make it real.

The strength moves into the movements of your actual day: bending, squatting, standing up, lifting a child off the floor — plus short desk routines for the chair hours you can't avoid.

  • Guided video sessions — about 30 minutes, three times a week
  • No equipment — floor space and ideally a mat
  • Works on your phone or laptop
  • And it ends. Twelve weeks, then it's yours to keep. No streaks to maintain, no subscription to forget about.

04 — WHO’S BEHIND IT

A developer and a biokineticist walk into a home office.

[Erik] has spent 20 years working at a desk, with the back to prove it. [Nelia] is a registered biokineticist who spends her working days re-teaching people how to move. He’s the market. She’s the method. Every session in the program is designed and reviewed by her; the app is built by him.

KINGPOST — TITLE BLOCK
DESIGNED BY
[Nelia]
BIOKINETICIST
BUILT BY
[Erik]
DEVELOPER
PROJECT
KINGPOST
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0.1 — WAITLIST

05 — WHAT THIS IS AND ISN’T

What this is — and isn’t

This is a structured movement education program — general wellness, taught step by step, built around learning to use the right muscles — and move through the right joints — at the right time.

This isn’t medical treatment, physiotherapy, or a diagnosis. If you have numbness or tingling down a leg, pain after a fall or accident, night pain that doesn’t settle, or anything that’s worrying you — see a professional first. The program will still be here when you’re cleared to move.

06 — PRICING

$39. Once.

No subscription, because the goal is that you finish. You buy the program, you do the program, you keep it for life. Knees and shoulders are coming as separate modules; the back program is where it all starts.

$29
WAITLIST PRICE — ONE TIME
$39 at launch

07 — FAQ

Questions

I've already done physio. How is this different?
Most rehab hands you a sheet of exercises and hopes your form is right. Kingpost teaches you to feel which muscle is doing the work — and keeps teaching it through all twelve weeks as the movements get bigger, not just in week one.
How much time does it take?
About 30 minutes, three times a week, for twelve weeks.
Do I need equipment or a gym?
No. Floor space and ideally a mat.
I'm very unfit. / I'm quite fit. Will it suit me?
Both, honestly. The first phase is about awareness, not fitness. Fitter people simply move through the progressions faster.
What if it's not for me?
14-day no-questions refund at launch.
Knees? Shoulders? Neck?
On the roadmap. Waitlist members vote on which module comes next.
What happens to my email?
Launch updates only. No spam, unsubscribe anytime.